He's a witty one, your exit interviewer.
LW: see you later, homophobic, racist dong.
G-Dong:What? Calling me homophobic and racist, that's it? Why not poke fun at my friend who committed suicide like you did with Gingerbugs mom, you champion of liberal causes, you..... Anyways, here's hoping scientists comes up with a cure for ugly. Sympathies to your husband.
lw:get your facts straight, dong. Quithappy made fun of her mom. Not me. I made fun of her constant victimhood, ie, can't write her death ic because she was sexually assaulted. And, yes, I have a working vagina, and yes I was sexually assaulted and mugged in '95. And I don't recall being handed a carte blanche victim card. So before you accuse, get your facts straight, you lameass cunt.
G-DONG:You're a victim of uglytitis. Mother Nature not only hit you with the ugly stick.....she damn BEAT YOU DOWN with the ugly stick! Seriously, if you look like that, why the fuck would you put your picture up on your diary? You need to answer that. Are you trying to scare away evil demons or some shit? Fat Anne Rice.

I guess I could prolonge this fascinating exchange by explaining to him that the heavily closeted are the most homophobic and the last refuge of the unfunny boy,Now that lesbians have become chic, is to call a woman 'fat' or 'ugly'

But I already said it here..


3:05 am - Sunday,November 17, 2002

Question.....may I have this added to my exit interview? It was in my guestbook and I'd like to have it preserved for posterity.

'No. 266
name: Genghis Jon
email:
link: http://genghis-jon.diaryland.com
words of wisdom: Hi ugly. Question, does your husband really have to fuck you? I'm thinking he's either blind, or an alcoholic. But seriously though, I want to know. is he required to fuck you. Fat Anne Rice......HAHAHAHAHA!!!! see you later, me bitch.

congrats July. Tahnks for the chalkeating horrorscope.

{{{july & Kotex, nitpicking Miss Grundys}}}

Wow. July and I, nitpicking in stereo. :)

yay july! all those hours of strenuous graphic manipulation paid off! i don't mind being runner up... it's the story of my life (insert self-aggrandizing maudlin behavior here)

p.s. i'll prepare my exit interview now.

Congrats, July! *commences clapping*

I know I shouldn't bring this up, since I got called a nit-picky schoolmarm last time I mentioned something like this, but "not that I don't have anything" is a double negative, and actually means that you do, indeed, have something against the older woman.

I will nit-pick because I am a bitch:
"plus she was probably a lot older than me [not that i don't have anything against the older woman mind you]."
read as you wrote it, that statement actually says you have something against that particular (or A particular) older woman. It states nothing about your general feeling on older women. But that's just ball busting because we all know what you really meant.
And I would do Catherine Deneuve in a flash. She's a bit older than me.

i'm into older men. not nasty old though. perhaps that parallels your "appreciation"? it's like how i'd totally wrap myself around denzel, but not get near morgan.

this morning: nuts & cheese. no you crazies!

The only way I'm tossin' up my J-Lo protuberance is if Fernando does.

no i did not mention i appreciated older women, i just said i didn't mind them. but i didn't go home with the lady cause she WAS older and a bit skeezy.

"plus she was probably a lot older than me [not that i don't have anything against the older woman mind you]."

anyways if i get paid enough, who knows what could happen.

And today in his diary he mentioned his appreciation for the older woman.

WOOOOOO!!! Uh, I mean, isn't that sweet! :D

You should ask Studly Scudly about booty. I have photos. hee hee.

no, you've given more than enough booty. now... about everyone else...

You can't possibly be taking about me... After all, I posted my ass on the internet!

NOTE: it has come to my attention that this board does not reference nekkid booty enough. more booty!

NOTE: It has come to my attention that many of you have either not found or are unable to get to 3 pieces of my IC. There is an imagemap in the middle column at the bottom. The Infographic, Horoscope and What Do You Think? sections are all linked to different pages. If they do not work for you, I provide direct links to them here:

The IC

Infographic

Horoscope

What Do You Think?

Ok, I am not Schmoozing here. I just want to tell KLo she has great taste in music. Have you gotten the latest James Taylor? Does it sound as awesome as all the reviews I have read make it sound? "Mexico" is the best song in the world. K, I quit blabbering now.

(This is for TV Zero's amusement): Easy Schmmozee, no one's saying you did.

Mmmmm... rock stars.

I swear I had the photo already finsihed before all this naked talk started in the judges blog! I did not intentionally schmmoze!

Damn, have you checked out the Judges Blog? Add some crack and hookers and they're livin' like rock stars.

Corrupt? Who's corrupt? I'm as pure as the driven slush...

magpie: i believe my corrected statement would read that you WERE the soul of innocence. you are now as corrupt as the rest of us.

for future reference, i can translate all things spanish into a mighty broken english, complete with dropped word endings and a southern drawl. don't hesitate to ask.

Only if you're voted off.

~raises both hands and a foot~

Ok, show of hands.


How many people think I shouldn't be allowed access to the blog when its really late at night, I have no one to talk to, am giddily tired, and am looking for strange ways to amuse my bored ass?


Yeah, on second thought, don't answer that.

Oh no, the Judge's alliance is trying to censor me!!! My post only shows up in the blog edit, but not on the blog itself.


MY MESSAGE HAS NOT REACHED THE PEOPLE!


Fellow brothers and sisters of DS4 *minus the judges...scurvy dogs they are* we must stand up and fight for our rights. Throw down your sporks and demand the mystery meat be made by actual animal products or be less mysterious looking! Ladies, burn all your panties and shout to the heavans, "I refuse to wear panties when I'm wearing short short skirts!" Men, throw down your tighty whites and bellow to the gods, "What the hell am I still wearing these nut huggers for! My balls are all sweaty now!"


The revolution shall not be televised. It shall be written here on a blog only important to people with online diarys and/ or a love for the television show Survivor!


Viva la Survivor Revoltion!

HOLY FUCK!


I clicked on the link to the judge's blog and the address was right, but it looked completely different and it was all IN FUCKING SPANISH!! Thats it, now I KNOW there is a judge's alliance and they have gone so far as to have all of them take spanish classes which leaves the vast majority of us oblivious to what they are saying on there.


Sneaky bastards...

Scud ups the ante. Hmmm... this could get verrreee interesting.

hmm. maybe i've stumbled onto something. i am more than willing to show various naked parts of my body provided the money is good and paypal'd to me promptly! that is all.

Har. I'm used to pasty whiteness -- I'm immune.

How about this... on Sunday night, I'll fire up the old webcam and you folks can offer to Paypal me to keep my clothes on. It's a win-win situation: I get money, which I desperately need (phone bills are meant to be paid a week late, right?) and you get to avoid seeing pasty whiteness. Are y'all in??

*jumping up and down* Magpie said "virtual g-string"! Magpie said "virtual g-string"! I knew I should have C&P that AIM convo! *drat*

Scud has been awfully quiet about the goings-on last night!

Of course I wasn't screaming for Scud to rip off his clothes, since as was established
a couple of weeks ago, I am the soul of innocence. 0:-)

Bah. Bah! And who was it came up with the phrase "virtual g-string," hmm?

Also--why are you posting in here yet you are not on AIM. For shame!

I only volunteered the $5 for the boxers or other similar nekkedness. Scudly took off his shirt of his own accord. And let it be known that I was the one concerned for the welfare of this young man, being seduced by a bunch of rowdy women. Meg was the one offering to drive to the House of Scud and get freaky with him. I had no part in that.

And you could have left the chat at any time, Miss Priss. You stayed around and passed out naughty photos and links to naughty books, if you'll recall.

*primly*

Joanna, my tattoo has no bearing on you and Meggy volunteering to paypal Scud $5 to take off his shirt. Nyah!

"Pretty sure it was all Meg & Joanna?!?!" And just who was showing off tattoos and such, missy?!

I hate to break it to you, Raw, but Meg was the one who kept saying "Strip, Scud!" Granted, I may have *ahem* suggested he follow Meg's suggestion.

all this innuendo is right at home on this blog. but look at you dirty contestants... dragging ms. probst into the mud with us!

Oh man! Go away for one weekend and miss all of the nudity! Son of a bitch!

*indignant* Such total BS, Scud. Not all four of us were screaming for your boxers. I simply enjoyed the results of the others clamoring. I don't think Magpie was screaming either. I'm pretty sure it was all Meg and Joanna.

I must make an effort to try and stay up later during our weekly TC chat time!!! I miss everything.

It's true that some of us got a little ... *ahem* carried away *cough ~ meg ~ cough* but Scudly, you know you loved it. You even did a wardrobe change for us! :-b

now that's total lies. 4 females were quilty of the insinuation last night, not just one. though two in particular were more vocal than the others, so :P

I'm being all coy in my diary about last night's AIM adventures, and Meg's blabbing away in the judges blog! I would like to state for the record that Meg was the Instigator. I am innocent of all charges.

Yeah, I missed that memo too, Angeline... but I'll bet it's the fact that we didn't win any ICs and yet are still mysteriously here (or, well, in my case, WERE here) that's a sure sign that we're in on The Alliance.

(cue ominous music)

And congratulations to July.. I didn't think those evasive thrashing around maneuvers would actually work. :D

Shit! Look at that! I thrash around like I'm drowning and shit in shark infested waters and I DON'T get voted out??? Shucks! Well... congradulations, Magpie!

I find his contradictory statements amusing. I mean, I said I was gonna ignore him but really, I'm amused.

"It's not guesswork to see that at least Angeline, Magpie, and Kotex are probably in this alliance already."

Okay....fine, whatever.

"I mean, you get really suspicious when, apart from Alternamommy (when only 13 Judges voted), all the contestants allegedly in the alliance have won the ICs to date "

Magpie, I didn't get the memo when I won the IC, did you? Was there a secret IC I missed? Also, you've forgotten to pay dues; as your alliance treasurer, I know these things.

Mockery aside, did anyone send me an IM message that got refused? Farking thing popped up while I was typing.

--angeline

Wow, even I got a mention in ole Scourge's entry. I find it highly comical that it appears everyone in the free world is taking this journaling contest way more seriously than are the contestants. :)

apparently it's time to pull The Trout out of retirement. Viva la Alliance!

[please note above sarcasm]

Hmmm... I followed a link in my sitemeter stats this morning, and discovered that "Scourge" has written yet another DS4 entry. Apparently I'm in an alliance with Uber and Sinnamon. I'm not certain it's possible to laugh harder.