11.02.2002

I find it funny that this fellow thinks nasty remarks made to people in one's defense are completely unlike nasty remarks made to people just to do it.

Not that I blame whoever this is for wanting to defend Ginger; honey you took a beating and stood up well. But there are ways of defending people without being an utter jackass. No one likes a jackass.

To quote the very person themselves, "The only way this site will be taken seriously is if they have nothing more to do with this person." Therefore I will be ignoring him. Though I suppose I should thank him for the hits.

Just remember, all--nastiness in any form, for any reason, in the name of anyone is STILL NASTINESS and is neither pleasant nor polite. Two wrongs do not make a right.

Furthermore, I have far more respect for Kim than this Scourge person; Kim at least is not afraid to talk smack to people and let them know who she is.

That is all.
Well, apparently we're responsible for everything wrong in http://scourge.diaryland.com/ 's life,
from being booted off Loudwoman's board on down to those nasty calluses on his palms.

Power, power, I am drunk with power...
I thought we were responsible for everything that goes wrong in the judges lives, right?!

In other news, blah, I haven't a thing to say either.
Magpie, don't call them slackers. They'll tell you that Pish's house burned down. (Apparently they all lived with her, or something.)
Wow, it's 6:00 Pacific and there isn't a single comment in the judges' blog for today.
Whatta pack of slackers. They should all be thrown out of the contest right away.

*ducks barrage of rotten tomatoes*
thanks to all my AM peeps.

i am about to bumrush javi as he is trying to pull the blinds down from the wall instead of taking the nap he needs. he has already jumped from the crib railing twice. i think this whirling dervish (sp?) is in need of some discipline.

i'll get on that right away.

#12 over and out
#12: Congratulations!

#10: If you're still drinking, have a vodka and cranberry for me. :D

Raw: Congrats on the IC.

Matt: Congrats on being hammered. :)

Sinn: You're right. You're the only one who said not to group the judges together. It was the other judges' silence which implied agreement, and the fact that none of them openly disagreed, that led me to believe you were speaking for the group. My mistake.

11.01.2002

I am so incredibly drunk now, but I wanted to tell Raw "GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" on winning the IC. Yeah, I have a few beers and pina coladas and shots in me right now. My fingers are all tingly. cool. Always thinkin about my survivor peeps even when I'm hammered :-)

-#10 (I think that's my number. I dont' really feel like double checking. oh well)
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I haven't seen this movie yet so I'm not sure how I should take this.
Bug: No. I was trying to be the only one not speaking in tongues. I was suggesting that I grease you all up, line you up and do you all in such a way as to make your hormones take a permanent vacation. It was a good thing, not a bad thing. If I was sending out a backwards peace sign, I would make it very obvious. I would say "Fuck You!" Instead, I said I will fuck you [all]!

Kinetex: Go ahead and speak for me. Lord knows I don't speak for myself. So if Kinetex ever speaks for the contestants, it's ok by me. He seems rational enough. Besides, he's the only one I've greased up and stuck it to so far.

Murderer: I must come clean: I got Hannibal twice in a row- I kept changing answers until I got someone I liked better. I would have preferred whatever Kevin Spacey's character's name was in Seven (Hi Alterna!)

Judges: fear not, you'll get your turn with me too- everyone must be fucked. But it'll have to wait until I'm out of the game- wouldn't want anyone thinking I influenced you.

Masons: Kinetix, watch out.

Ms. Voice: Congrats!
Congratulations Raw!! By the way, not surprised that you're Hannibal - freakin' cannibalistic nutter.
Congratulations, Raw!! :D
And in the "Ooooo-kay" Department:

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I see the point on judges not voting, but while we're on the subject of calling a jack a spade or whatever... I mentioned wanting to speculate about whether or not we'd lose another judge due to lack of participation. Raw made a followup comment. No one else said a word, but over on the judges blog we read that "the contestants" were talking about it again. I was under the impression that "the judges" didn't like it when "the contestants" lumped them all together into one group for something one or two of them were doing. I don't speak for the other contestants, but I don't like it when it's done to us, either.

And Pisch, I swear, I didn't help blow up your house. I bought that plastique for a friend, that's all. I don't know what my friend did with it.
I tried volunteering for HFH once. They laughed at my hammer -- laughed! *sob*
And then it started raining, so it was all moot. Yes, I have scars.
#2 spoke to #3 last night and it was ascertained that the Mozzarella String Cheese has flown the coop.

Plus, I have too much chocolate left over.

Out!
jenistar: you know, i do some freelance graphic work for NC Habitat for Humanity, including some light hammering, so the whole house building project might be okay. besides, if rory can do it, so can we!

pish: please understand that's not a *real* offer, though my heart's in the right place. i suggest HFH if you qualify.
#4 misses out on far too many blogger-hours because of work. Bah.

Well, that earlier comment of yours was nice, fuq-face. Thank you for the offer. Or wait? Was it maybe intended as a backhanded way of saying 'f*** you all? *gasp* :D

As for the quiz result......I must say this again, should I worry? LOL.

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this actually doesn't surprise me, though i'm not a man:


murder
Speaking of statements, how come every time a contestant mentions judges not voting, someone immediately comes back with "Pishcina's house burned down"? While (I'm hoping) none of us wanted her house to burn down, that's ONE VOTE. That excuses Pish, and the other people that Meg excused. We know that she didn't excuse all of them, because she told us, so it's not like I'm just pulling this out of my ass.
i know. just making a statement...
I'm just repeating what we all heard from Meg, who, I would assume, does know what she's talking about.

Be careful what you say about certain judges.
that's funny... i distinctly remember a judge telling us we had no clue what we were talking about when stating that the judges have to vote or else face consequences. hmm... weird, that.
Again with the sex talk. ;)

#7 wants to speculate on whether or not we'll lose another judge this week. If they fail to vote twice they're out...
~smirks~
Eat me!
#all: i have descended into chocolatey pits of madness. please remove all twix, snickers, almond joys, milky ways, and baby ruths from my presence immediately! the voices are calling out to me, "eat me! eat me!" and i don't know that i have the strength to resist!
# 1: The River Dance King struts alone.
# 3's ditch is sexy!

10.31.2002

Mmm, thanks, Raw! No one at work brought any in (guess they're saving up for layoffs) and I don't buy candy for
the trick or treaters any more because the little slackers are too lazy to climb my stairs.
Agent #3 has been quoted to say, "banter smanter, lets make with the lovin already!"


And really July your offer is quite intriguing, but I'm afraid I'll have to pass on the all fuck-o-thon you have planned. Because frankly I can never abide a man who doesn't have the common curtesy for the reach around and sersiously that half beard pic of you on your page is tripping my ass out.


And from here on out Agent #3 will be doing one of three things on the blog-o-matic.


!. Reffer to Agent #3 in the third person because Agent #3 finds it strangely hilarious that people actually reffer to themselves in the third person and not mean it as a joke.


2. Will Repeatedly hit on all said willing women of this here blog in a very Austin Powers esque fashion with complete disregard of my own dignity and sense of good taste.


3. Will ocasionaly bust out in long rants of nonses in a very The Tick style.


Now if you excuse me there are strange sewer dwelling creatures threating to eat up all my extra sharp shredded cheese. Evil doers beware, I have a crazy mustache that speaks some funky moon language and I'm not afraid to use it.


Do you dig my ditch!
milky ways and snickers crunch for you all!
#1, you may be correct. At least one of the judges appears tired of it, too. How awful.
Eegads! Methinks #11 tires of our banter. :-\
Bleah. :(
#11: i'm currently watching Jason Morgan and Brenda circle each other like hungry, horny, lions. they are sooo totally gonna do it!

#1: i'm seriously considering the whipped cream option, but only if i can add cherries. in which case, i'd also need to add back that chocolate syrup.

#3: i'm really ready for bad bad leroy brown. don't be upset if i slip in some Big Poppa.

#6: you bettah gets ta fuckin'

#9: i think you may be the only innocent on our Island o' Sin
"Here on the island, island of Sirens, our hot sex will leave you perspirin'!"

Sorry, too much Simpsons. Honestly, when did this place turn into Temptation Island, and does July really have the stamina to leave all nine of us remaining Survivors feeling that well fucked?
#1 extremely amused at the entire taco conversation, in particular #3's long winded praise of said tacos. Nothing's better than sexual inuendo when one of the participants isn't aware of his participation! Also amusing was the fact that #7 wants nothing whatsoever to do with tacos, having already been down that road. *tee hee*

That being said, #1 would like to remind #12 that #12's untimely demise was in fact caused by Magic Shell and would #12 like to perhaps choose another condiment for Spank-o-Rama? #1 suggests the old standby of whipped cream. #1 can personally attest to the appeal of said condiment.

Agent #3, #1 realizes your question was both rhetorical and not in the least directed at #1, but nonetheles feels the need to respond with an unqualified "Hell yeah baby!"

Turning one's attention to July, is that an invitation? My, my, this island is getting... shall we say, randy?

Sincerely, #1
Breathlessly awaiting a reply
#9 is very happy not to have been the last to catch on, for once. :D
Y'all beat around the bush too much. So to be curt:

I want to fuck you all so hard that you STAY fucked. Yum.
Aim Express can be the devil sometimes, yo!
Agent #3 to Agent #4:


Do I make you horny.....yeah baby yeah!
#4 will from now on refer to member #3 as Mr. Powers. Yeah, baby.
Agent #3 to Agent #12, the hard shell has been aquired at the local stop and gulp and can be liberly put to use since Agent #3 has purchased a case of said hard shell syrup. Agent #3 looks forward to adding "nibbling" to the ratio and will agree to begin the process of "operation:make that shit hard fast" upon agent #12.


Agent #3 is confirming agent #12's wishes of reciprocal spankins on two terms.


Term 1. With each new spank you must address him as one of these three names.


A) Bad, bad Leroy Brown


B) Big Poppa Pump


C)Oliver


Term 2: That the reciprocated ass play sticks to only said ass slaps with the occasional tickle.


Please send transmissions a.s.a.p. so we can make with the hot monkey love all nasty like.



Agent #3 out.
#12 to #3: i would prefer magic shell, but if syrup's all you got then bring it on bad boy!

and i'm okay with good times, but only if the spanking can be reciprocal. please inform.
BOO!!!!!!

Happy Halloween.

I'm dressed as racermike :D
Agent #3 concures with agent #11's asesment of Taco Bell in particular.



Conclusion: Taco Bell sucks ass.



Agent #3 is a firm believer once Taco Bell cost more then the price of newspaper. Agent #3 was then paying to much for highly unatural powdery meat.



Agent #3 finds more satisfaction sniffing the panties of overly attractive red heads over eating Taco Bell food.



Agent #3 isn't saying he ACTUALLY does this act, but is just making a statement what he would preffer over Taco Bell.



Agent #3 will shut up now and get back to digging cuase that grave won't dig itself.....well damn, it has dug itself.



That can't be a good sign.
#11 is diggin' # 1's new motto! Tacos for everyone! And I did mean Taco Bell kinda tacos - except not Taco Bell. That shit's just nasty.
#7 hopes that #3 better understands his taco avoidance now. :)

#7 also almost wet his pants in laughter.
Agent #3 to agent #12


Agent #3 is quite apreciate of agent #12's offer and would like to know if agent #12 minds being covered in chocolate syrup while being repeadetly spanked to the theme song of Good Times.


Agent #3 is flexible on said theme song.
Agent #3 feels a bit foolish for not back reading a bit more in the blog then one entry. Cause agent #3 has just realized quite possibly the taco banter isn't really about tacos you can get at say Taco Bell.


Well you can I guess, but how bad would said "taco's" self esteem be when everyday hot dogs are picking up taco's from Taco Bell.


Quite possibly agent #3 is very hungry after all this taco talk...or horny....agent #3 is so confused. Agent #3 is also particularly disturbed by a sudden need to keep reffering to agent #3 in the third person.


Agent #3 is going to shut up now before said grave for Agent #3's dignity is dug any deeper.
#12 to #3: i'll be your side order, soldier...
Agent #3 is slightly offended that agent #7 does not like to partake in the tasty goodness that is the almighy taco.


And while I'm at it, Agent #3 would like combo platter #5 with a side order of #12.


No I didn't say I wanted the #3 special, I said I am agent #3.


What do you mean you can't hear me? I'm speaking as loud as I can, can I help it your speaker is crappy as hell.


What? No no no, I didn't order the quesadeas. You got my order all wrong, Agent #3 is getting very pertubed with your fast food franchising ass!


WHAT!? No no no! I don't WANT any bean and cheese burritos. I hate bean and cheese burritos. I need MEAT woman, MEAT!


No I didn't mean for you to take my meat comment as a disgusting sexual inuendo. What do you mean you are calling the police? Wait, this has all been a big misunderstanding.....


Crap....nevermind about the tacos.
#7 is not in favor of tacos. #7 has partaken of tacos on occasion, but the experience has only served to reaffirm that there isn't anything there that #7 wants or needs.

10.30.2002

#1 is pretty sure that #10 presents a biased opinion of tacos in general. Tacos can be lovely, if one is craving a taco. However, one should not feel compelled to choose tacos when clearly, weiners are the option one is craving.

I fear for the state of our nation, and the Alliance, being as the conversation has disintegrated so far into the vulgar. However, #1 is all in favor of continuing the vulgar banter.

The armory is fully stocked, the torpedos are armed and ready for action. We await He Pimp's command. Over and out.
~AlternaMommy
#10 is reminded of the SNL skit featuring Dana Carvey as the Church Lady interviewing Anne Heche in her bisexual heyday, post passed-out-on-the-lawn freakout. "Anne He-She, honey, do you like the taco or weiner? You can only choose one." In short, #7, stay away from the tacos. I repeat, stay away from the tacos.
#1 would like to report that after reading #11's recent comments to #7, #1 has collapsed into fits of hysterical, junior high-esque giggles, which included snorting and a last minute race to the potty. Tacos, indeed!
The Alliance's New Motto: Life, Liberty and the Persuit of Tacos. Some More Than Others, Offer Void Where Prohibited by Law.
~tosses water on # 7~ Good God man! You must be delirious. You keep referring to your evil other self. The good # 7 must fight the bad... or give up and go and grab a taco.
#7 is so confused. Torn between loyalties to Alliance Club and loyalties to the Legion... ugh! Head...hurts...

#7... losing... consciousness...can't...

...
ms. canada! where the hell are ya?
#11: Good work on locating my missing self-promotional video. Must begin immediate distribution. :D
#7: He-Pimp, Master of our Universe, surely you have not been duped into the duplicitous ways of the ambiguously righteous... please, man! say it ain't so!
It's all an evil plot to take over the airwaves # 7! Don't let that hottie fool you!!
No! Don't let them trick you, #7!
#7 would like to report that TVZero is his new favorite judge. TVZero cannot be evil. He knows who Sensor Girl was.
Start AM communique:

#4: good work bug girl!
#7: i'm gonna guess three C batteries and an adapter

End AM communique.

Jenistar: thank you kindly for your well wishes, but i expect strange sacrificial rituals from you as well. rain dancing and pig head rubbing have already been scheduled, sorry.

Holy moly Batman! I found Ginger's video: http://media.smilepop.com/smilepop/flash/10_2002/sept02-smilepop-bugseren2.swf - watch your volume if you're at work!
#11, both Tommy Lee and mashed potatoes are involved.

#4, please remit a copy of the trout tail to #3 ASAP.

#7, do you need batteries for your Sword of Power?

#12, doing a rain dance in your favor, as well.
# 12: Read your manual under good luck!
# 4: Uh... I took a knock on the noggin' and now I'm at a loss.
# 1: I'll take the hedonistic ritual if Tommy Lee's involved.
#11: the special page I told you about during our electronic communication on trout tails
#12: I could help with mashed potato finger-sacrifice, I know just the thing...apparently rubbing it on the head of a small sacrificial pig is very successful
#1: i'll expect a bit more hedonistic behavior, including (but not limited to) crazed wood dancing and the sacrificing of at least one mashed potato finger.
#11: double huh?
# 12: I've tossed some horse shoes in your favour.
# 1: The mashed potato arm is under the floor board in the pantry.
# 4: ~blinks~ Huh?
#1: check, on the mashed potato sculpture. I'm on in.
#12: good luck, setting up special ju-ju's as we speak
#11: did you like the special page?

Pork balls grow hair at midnight.
Best of Luck Raw!

#1 reporting that the Powers of Darkness appeared in a dream and attempted to convert me into their Dark Circle... bribes and free dental care were offered.... my powers of resistance may be weakening. Please send reinforcements in the form of mashed potato sculpture.
#12 interrupting AM correspondence:

oh my sweet baby jesus! i have an interview scheduled for tomorrow at 11am that could decide my future happiness in that it would eliminate 2 whole hours of driving per day (or 10 hours per week) and quite possibly save my soul if i were hired. to ensure good luck, you must all make offerings and sacrifices now.

that is all.
# 11 was IM'd by a Disciple of Evil but was able to dodge the bullet and rebuff their advances. Mars bars at 10:28.
#7 was contacted via guestbook by one of the axis powers, but remains uncompromised by honeyed words and shifting blame.
#12 requesting trout pinatas festooned with brazil nuts and mint creme oreos. STAT.
International Operative B. Ford will be taking Scud and Alliance Member # 3 into the fold soon.

10.29.2002

i'd like to interrupt this alliance message board with this:

jaki-san was almost my sex-buddy, she even slept in my bed, HAD SHE NOT FALLEN ASLEEP AT LIKE 6PM. i mean really? who the hell falls asleep then, GRANDMA'S i tell you that's who. i still luf her though, even if she did fall asleep in my bed way too early thus forcing me to sleep on a couch and love-seat [yea the couch was way too tiny to sleep on it alone]
Alliance base, this agent #3 reporting, do you hear me?


sounds of papers crinkling in the background


This is agent #3, night time covert ops in full swing. Operation: Club house spoil sport has been aborted and replaced with plan B: Alpha Foxtrot Yankee Zebra aka Operation: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.


Toke....Toke....soft choking noise....


Agent #3 requests imiediate resuplying for Operation: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to go into effect.


Clicking of a disposable lighter....soft curse.....toke...toke


Agent #3 is in need of a list of "suplies" to be delievered at drop off point "Bark like a moon, sailor boy" at said quantities.


Five bags of Funyuns, three boxes of Ring Dings, four boxes of Mike and Ikes, Five pounds of Black Pepper beef jerky, eight gallons of Hi C, three cases of Pepsi, and enough pizza rolls and waffles to fill a small SUV with microwave and apropriate portable electric source.


some commotion on the other end of the mike, mingled laughter, and a voice softly saying, "Dude, I'm so waisted."


Alliance base, ignore last part of transmission. The natives are restless...don't know how much longer I can hold out. Agent #3 out.


So do you think they bought it?


Yeah man, we'll have the munchies in no time dude....


Hey, why is that little red light on the radio still on?


Oh fuck!


ssssskkkkkkkkkksssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........click.
KLo may also be using the phrase "beading hobby" as code for "secret judges meeting". Please also be advised that any referrence to "the contestants" is clearly hyperbole and should be taken to mean "fishmongers", as I am sure you are all aware.

#9, alert me when the red red robin comes bob bob bobbin' along. Thank you.
That wasn't her kid's grocery list KLo posted yesterday -- it was a secret communique! Crafty.
#1 with a field report: KLo and Sinnamon have infiltrated the Trout. They are to be considered one-armed and extremely bulbous. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission! Also, please note for the record that #2 has yet to comment extensively and the remaining AMs must ensure that #2 has a copy of the notes on from the Fraternal Order of Beef. Thank you.
Many apologies for the gross oversight, Member #9.
New directive: #9, cover the shiny things. #4, screw with the pigs' html. Make me proud!
Hey, #10, shiny objects are my department!
uhh. i actually have no idea what the fuck's going on the lot of you have gone off the deep end i see. either way did the exit interview and talked mad amounts of shit about ALL YOU SACKS OF POTATOES. now i get to sit back and laugh. that and play me some grand theft auto: vice city.
#6 - thanks for the re-sized image, I have edited the post :)
loudwoman - that last post of yours made no sense whatsoever. Please clarify.
Gingerbug: I have a request.
The Alliance graphic causes some trouble for me- it exceeds the blog's width, which makes things a little funny, and also it's got a big file size which makes it take (the already slow) blog to take forever to load in. Not one to bitch about things like this, but due to the increased activity on here...
Anyway, I took the liberty of optomizing and slightly resizing the graphic. If it is at all possible, could you replace it with this one? It's located at:
http://www.theepiphany.net/lacuna/yeahbaby.jpg
Thanks and sorry to be a pain.
-july
I prefer the sour Skittles, agent #11, but maybe I could feed the Fruit to our Trout? Running out of fish food is a real no-no!
Fruit of the Looms are on sale for $1.99 go, go, go AM's!!
And the rat fink a boo boo lives in her parent's attic.
The jackass wears yellow.
A retraction .

It seems Tel was only suggesting I look up the IP because I was asking my friend waxpop if she posted it.

He wasn't being serious  

Now everyone is gonna think he was saying I should play by Ginger's Guyana rules.  Not his point at all.

And RacerMike is a dong.


Judge Andretti is trying to gain access to the loon in the mountain. Beware the rabid dog.
I stand corrected. The true genius in the underworld is Ladee Leroy. Huddle up AM's we have some re-working on the 'trategysa'.
Allow me to interrupt the nerd banter for a moment and address ladeeleroy....


I'm shrugging, I'm shrugging.

I must admit the hope for my demise in my guestbook startled me at first.

Telucti suggested I look up the IP but A. I ain't no gingerbug and B.Why bother when it wasn't a death threat, just a death wish.

And it IS sweet that someone is so into Ginger's condescending attitude to the fat girl at work that they wish death to her detractors.
~shoves trout down M e m b e r # 6 ' s pants~ All's well that ends upright.
The pigs are onto the big show, divert path!

#7 - More sass!
#11 - Hide the trout
#4 - Divert the pigs - show them something shiny.
Trout were you thinking, #11?!

#7, there will be no sah-word touching going on. Please fasten your troutbelt, keep your hands and arms inside the car at all times, and be sure that your trout is in the upright and locked position.

Also, please be advised that I shall be on the northern ridge at dawn. Over and out.
Something sure smells fishy up in this here joint.
it was a trout / trout situation, but it has troutfully been resolved ...
Much better. ~wipes away fallen tear~
Happy..................Trout? *smiles hopefully*
The answer was happy, Alliance Memeber # 4!!! Not trout!
(Hey! All this fish - but what about the Trout? The beautiful disco-trout....)
Sun shine on my shoulder makes me....
Lobster sticks to magnet.
I've found the leader of SD6. Code name: Yelnad.
SWORDfish
Shellfish.
i just thought of 15 different snarky responses, but i'm leaving you none!
Lacey - that was a private transmission!!! I'm so telling... uh... somebody in authority!
I wanna touch He-Pimp's sword of power. ~coughs~ What?
cagney: i see groundhogs cooking toast.

lacey: wouldn't groundhogs prefer apple cinnamon oatmeal?

cagney: apple cinnamon oatmeal is for amoebas.

lacey: i see amoebas cooking groundhogs.

cagney: yum!
i used to pronounce sword sah-ward. i'm over that thanks to years of speech therapy. clap for me. hey, kinetix2, will you ask #7 for the baco-s? thanks!
Member #7 regrets that his inner voices have apparently been posting without his approval.
Hey, Member #12, that's He-Pimp, Master of you Universe, to you!

So.... who wants to see He-Pimp's sword of power? :)
Y'all, one of the targets is onto us. Please send minnows to retrieve the leftover maple syrup, stat.
(Should have known this would happen, being the only alliance member within driving distance and all..)
i have scarred a nation of diarylanders. 12 of 12 over and out...
Irony of the request....

G-bug, you might want to ask your supporters to gain a wee bit of perspective on our feud.

Found this in my D-Land guestbook....

'No. 255
name: an observer
email:
link:
words of wisdom: loudwhore, you are so jealous of gingerbug. I hope you die. Step in front of a semi.
12:21 am - Tuesday,October 29, 2002
can i be 12 of 12? that'd make you, Mr. Pimpin' Hos, 7 of 12...
Assistance received. Tinfoil hat securely fastened atop head. Awaiting further instructions from the Alliance.
#7, please cease and desist any and all questioning of #1's Hambuger Helper advice.

#11, contain yourself! *slap* Sloppy Joes indeed.

#3 please take note of the following: "'The Walrus and the Carpenter' that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or...or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha."
#7 questions the validity of the need for immediate Hamburger Helper. I just feel very kwijibo about the whole thing. While I feel #9 may require assistance, inner voices tell me that a Chicken of the Sea would be more useful.
whatever you do, #9, DO NOT LOOK UP!
The Sloppy Joes have been sent. I repeat, Number 9, the Sloppy Joes have been sent! Good God man, is this the end?!!!
#9 requires immediate Hambuger Helper. Anyone in the vicinity of Birchcrest Stadium please take note and respond!
thank you #1, bijou it is.
cannot... keep up... with... transmissions... signal.... garbled.... repeat repeat.... cannot... keep up...
request....assistance.... mayday... mayday...

number 9... *skkkkkrrk* number 9... *skkkkkkkrrkkk*
#12, the sparrows sleep Boo Berry not Count Chocula. Please pick up the pace before #7 has a bleeding ulcer.

Our motto continues to be, "Priority is our Top Notch!"

That is all.
bijou or pharoah? you decide.
#12 asking: do the sparrows sleep count chocula?
Member #7 has reached #7's assigned post, and #7 is happy to report that flying monkeys shoplift Godiva chocolate.
#11: your order duly noted. Downloading required humour transplant now .. ... . download complete. Installing.....

Help! Scotty, can you crank up the power? I need more! The transplant is insuficcient for this level of wing nuts.
The loonie toons dance in your pants at midnight.
Operation: Rescue #3 is now in full swing. All members report to your assigned posts.

Agents #'s 7, 9, and 12 will take the high road, Agents #'s 11, 4, and 2 will take the low road, and Agents #'s 1, 6, and 10 will be in the Scotch before ye.

Remember: the "Judges" are wiley and will try to trick you into giving up your secrets: DENY EVERYTHING!. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.
That is all.
Gingerbug is a very popular diarist. You might as well throw in the towel.

She's got this thing wrapped up. Or she'll fire off several fiery, litigious e-mails.
Alliance Member # 4 ignore the trite bantering from evil psychotics. The cuckoo clock will strike at 13:07 for the wing nuts.
Agent # 3 this is Agent # 11, get out now! I repeat, abort the mission pronto!! And whatever you do man, don't look into their eyes!!!!

10.28.2002

Alliance base this is agent #3 calling, do you read me?


Night time covert ops in full swing. The dress is above the woman's head and her panties are the color purple. I repeat, dress above woman's head, panties the color purple.


I have successfully invaded the judge's headquarters. Operation: Club house spoil sport is underway.


Eh God, the place is a mess. There's cake mix and porno magazines scattered everywhere! And the smell! Good god the smell is going to make me pass out. I think its a mingle of stale beer and cheap incense, I can't be sure. I'll try to remain concious as long as I can....must.finish.operation


Am aproaching mission objective.......HOLY HELL!!!! Little boy blue peeing in the corner. I repeat Little boy blue peeing in the corner!


Aborting mission...


Agent #3 out.

This is what goes through my head when I hit one of these 'legal' posts...


#4, will resent Trout Memo immediatly. Trout, as you know, is best served steaming hot and full of beans.

Member #7, please be advised that all further correspondence to you will now be addressed to He Pimp, Master of the Universe, in accordance with Alliance Rule #69, section A, paragraph 27b. That is all.
Gingerbug, don't you get tired of being a whackjob? Everyone in America is laughing at you. Even Allen at Modwest.

I've moved on. I'm obsessed w/the Illuminati now.Can't you turn your attention to, say racer 'comma' mike?

On the other hand, these emails are fun to read.

On Mon, 28 Oct 2002, Gingerbug wrote:

Hi,

I disagree with your interpretation of the Fair Use. Based on the URL's sent to you, you can see that large sections, in fact, all of one entry, have been published without permission. The Fair Use part of the Copyright act allows for small sections to be published for criticism or review. This is definitely not the case here. I am quite happy for small sections of articles to be published for criticism or review, but not complete articlesor such large sections (as I said, in total, a whole article was published). The equivalent here would be the publishing of a whole newspaper article, which is definitely not allowed under 'Fair Use'.

Please can you take immediate action. This has been dragging on for a while now. The domain owner (your customer), is, unfortunately of no help. He has forwarded our entire email exchange to the board moderator, who, in turn has made it public in its entirety (http://loudwoman.diaryland.com/021027_55.html) He sent me the following email yesterday:

*****************

Original Message
From: Jason Chronicle
Subject: Re: Copyright violation
Date: Sun, 27 Oct 2002 21:38:00 -0700 (MST)

Hi Gingerbug,

Sorry, didn't get this e-mail until tonight, after Allen from Modwest sent me a copy of your complaint to him.

Unfortunately, at this time I am unable to take action on this matter as I am thoroughly disinterested in your problems. However, I did forward Allen's e-mail to the Moderator of the forum so she is aware of your concerns. I am sure she will make every effort to take appropriate action.

Regards,

Jason Chronicle

******************

I trust you will deal with this matter fairly and promptly.

Regards,
Gingerbug

------------------------------

Hi,

17 U.S.C. section 107 sets out 4 factors to use when considering "fair use":

(1) the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;

As to this element, alwaysneverquiteright.com is not selling or making a profit from the use or display of your work. The character of the use here is noncommercial and the purpose is for criticism. This criterion emphasizes a preference that fair use will be granted to those works that are created for noncommercial purposes, like these posts on this forum which you are complaining of. Because the purpose of the reprint is for criticism, which is one of the favored purposes enumerated in Section 107, we see it as a legal 'fair use'.

(2) the nature of the copyrighted work;

This factor recognizes that certain types of works are simply more deserving of copyright protection than other types of works and consequently establishes the scope of copyright protection that should be afforded the original copyrighted work. The scope of fair use is greater for a work like yours, which is purely informational, as opposed to a work of art, music or fantasy. Also, since your original work has already been published, posted for the world to see, free of charge or royalty, it has less protection than had it been unpublished.

(3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and

Your assertion that this is not a Fair Use relies primarily on this element. However, the crucial determination is whether the quality and value of the material copied from the original copyrighted work is "reasonable" in relation to the purpose of copying. Here, although the criticism does use a substantial amount or all of a particular original entry, the work itself is actually the diary as a whole, not the individual entries therein. Moreover, extensive quotation of the short original entry was more to ensure accuracy and demonstrate the points which were being criticized.  There is no absolute word limit on fair use, but a few successive paragraphs are allowed. There have been circumstances where a court has found that the use of an entire work was fair use. In addition, this factor not only evaluates the quantity that has been copied but also the quality and importance of the copied material.

(4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.

Since the work is freely distributed, the reprinting does not have any effect on the potential market value of the work.  No potential or actual harm to the copyright value can be calculated from the use of the work in a post on this forum, other than that possibly resulting from criticism of the work, which is permitted. The site alwaysneverquiteright.com and its forum is not similar to your diary work and is not aimed at the same market as your diary.  In essence, alwaysneverquiteright.com's use is not an attempot to steal your users or readers from your site. The reprint does not become a substitute for, or make the purchase of your original unnecessary (the original is even distributed freely), nor does it fulfill any demand for the original. On the contrary, the nature of these posts is likely to drive traffic, readers and demand to your online diary, in search of more of your original work.

Having explored all the factors above and weighing their results together, the use of the material still falls under the Fair Use exception of the Copyright Act and therefore we cannot take any action to disable or erase it.

Allen L.
Modwest Support
#1: I have not received (or have lost!) the aforementioned memorandum. Please re-send at the usual address.

#11: I wonder what #3 will think of all this. And we still haven't agreed on halves.
Member #10, please accept my most sincere and heartfelt apologies for having violated the terms of the Alliance Charter. I shall report for flogging.

Member #4, I have not yet received your memorandum on the Trout Survey. Please remit that form to me at your earliest convenience. Thank you.
~ AlternaMommy
Girls cannot dream, Member #1. Refer to the Alliance Charter, section 7C, paragraph X.
hehe... "Master of your Universe." I've so got to use that one at the bar sometime.
You said, 'Member'. ~giggles~
Well a girl can dream, can't she?
Um, actually, not yours, Member Number One.

*sheepish blushing*
Which team are you batting for, baby? ;-)
I'm He-Pimp, and I'll be the Master of your Universe, baby!
Mock-ing.
Bird.
Bird.
I'm #1! I'm #1!

*ahem* He-Pimp can kindly begin business as usual.
Thank you.
Dammit! That was a good one Sludge Muffin!
thankyoukindly. can double-0-satan still moonlight as our pimp, ms. queen tart ho, i mean #11?
Thank you for the trout compliments. I fished it out myself. (Or maybe it was the result of a mating ritual between myself and #1? Who knows. That's a mystery for another week, folks!).
Permission granted # 7. Alliance Member # 12, you do drag queen real well.
thanks to hiroyuki i have some info for you #11: cagney is in fact the blonde... as quoted in Lesbian Times: "She was the TV character we loved to watch because she reminded us of us-irreverent, independent, sarcastic and perpetually premenstrual." i (#12) am sticking with Tyne cause "If you passed her on the street, you'd never know she was a television star, let alone "the toast of Broadway," as she puts it with a wicked grin-an accolade that conjures up visions of sequins and furs, the bearing of a grande dame and makeup you can see from 500 feet."
Number 7 would like to request "Double-0 Satan" as his secret agent name. Thanks!
Cagney and Lacey want some donuts. Which is the blonde?
6:00 pm is but 5 on the verge of half mooned succulents (or so says #12)
Punctuation is the fruit of deception. As is the 6:00 news.
memo confirmed and accepted by Member #12 ... purple oranges growing backward eat question marks ...
Replacement Jersey has been sent to Alliance Member # 1. Has anyone copied Alliance Member # 6 so he can start dancing with the lady in mauve?
Bitch slappage is imminent.
-Member #10
Note to Alliance Team Leader: I have temporarily lost my assigned alliance number. Need replacement jersey as soon as possible. Trout is fabulous.


Also please note that July requires an immediate bitch slap for that tasty treat.
~AlternaMommy
That's quite a succulent trout there.

At Slim's Place, be sure the waiter knows you need more pepper in your paprikash.
Member #10 calls for emergency tranquilizers to be administered to Member #6 in order for said member to become assimilated to The Alliance.
Brisket is simmering in the driveway.
Arrgh! You all SUCK! Tell me what's going ON!! Tell me or I will use even MORE CAPS!
Sorry July. The first rule of Alliance Club is that you don't talk about Alliance Club.

Also, member #7 wishes to praise the fabulous trout. :)
The Trout has landed!!


Help! What in the hell are you all talking about?
Member #2 would also like to confirm acceptance of the memo, and would like to advise that there will be pork in the trees come morning.
Member #7 wishes to concur that #11 is a sexy bitch. #7 would also like to mention that the owls are not what they seem.
And might I add that Member # 11 is a sexy bitch!
The pumpkin patch is over delivering.

That is all,

Member # 11
Member #11 - I will personally see to it that I get up early enough to get to the bakery and find better muffins.
Member #1 - The notes will be available on the aforementioned message board.
Remaining members - The peach has lost its fuzz.

Signing out,
Member #10
I must concur with Alliance Member # 1 and also ask that someone order better muffins next time! Those cran-apple ones were disgusting.
Can someone else please take notes at the next alliance meeting, last time my hand cramped up trying to keep up with the all the backstabbing, treachery, and whispered deals. Thank you.
~AlternaMommy
Member #4: I brought the trout last time! ~stomps foot~ It left my "I'm With Alliance Member # 3" t-shirt all slimey!
Members #11 and #3, do not forget to attend our meeting at the Pink Parrot Cafe. Bring the trout.
Noted.
Most excellent, Number 11. Proceed according to alliance directives for the week.
Alliance Member #7, I received your memo and concur.
Hey, but I'm left handed. Hence I'm more dextertious and stronger on that side.


Trust me I know this, my sex life depends on it...heh


And I'm way paste confused. I feel like where two seconds away from being a seventies porn film.


Say, nice "Big Boy" you got there.


bow chica boom bow wow wow.


heh
Yup, my diaryland email is active too. (Don't I *know* it! Spam, spam, wonderful spam......)

Ms.M and Chrome: Hey! Who says Ms.M here gets the sex half? Since when was sex on the left half? I'm confused!
Kinetix: Yeah, mines active I think it gets forwarded to my hotmail account.


And holy hell! Share me?!? Um....two woman fighting over me and my squeezy cheese whiz?


COOL!


*drops to my knees and prays to some higher being*


You HAVE to exist, there is no other explination for all this.


Ok, seriously, isn't there a movie star or a rock star out there better suited for this roll. Last time I looked slackers with to much time on there hands, talking about there balls and dry humping franchise food chain statues, isn't the object of affection for several ladies.


And Raw, that explains why Fernando has been napping all day. I thought he was developing a sleeping disorder. Now I know.
adequate:


i'd like to state that i do not endorse the use of typos.


i'd just like to state that while y'all are vying for a certain Man, nohemy has run off with fernando and they are now churning out packets of digital love. so THERE!
Hey Kinetix - my DLand email never works. I've tried fixing it, but to no avail.
Okay, Chrome here's the deal: Ginger Bug wants to share you. She gets the Cheese Whiz portion of your love (I hate that crap) and I'll have to just take the sex. Man, how I just give and give and give!!!
Hey, Ms.M - can we both marry Chrome? I'll have the right half, you can have the left. And I want to have Kinetix's babies too (which could be interesting.....err, for obvious reasons!). So far I've offered to mate with a fish and....ooh, all sorts. This is getting weirder and weirder! And for the doggy quiz result - I got same as Alterna:



What
cartoon dog are you?


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Sinnamon: Next Diary Survivor? Pppffftttt you think I'll care then? Hell if I get asked and feel like it, I'll be on that side of the contest with you and then we can tease all the contestents tell they cry.


I'm not saying you should do that NOW....cause I'm a really girly man weeper type.


So...be nice...I might make you feel sorry for me heh.



What
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With the answers I gave, I didn't expect this one.



What
lesser-known Simpsons character are you?


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HAH! God, I hate disco.

10.27.2002

The irony between my simpsons character and my dog is priceless. I sure do love ME!




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I'm not sure which result is more accurate, the Mr. Peabody or this one:





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Shame on you, July! What sort of dog lover are you?

Take that damn dog test. Don't make me get my legal team on your ass.

I was Nelson on The Simpsons quiz but I didn't save the tag. HAAAHAA!
WARNING, WILL ROBINSON!

If Gingerbug doesn't win DS4, she may be forced to take legal action!

Start w/the bottom letter and follow to the top.




'Date: Sun, 27 Oct 2002 16:20:04 -0700 (MST)
To: Gingerbug
Subject: Re: FWD:Copyright violation

Hi,

The passages that you identify appear covered under the "Fair Use"
doctrine of the Copyright Act. They are not presented in a way that
challenges your copyright ownership, or with any claim that they were
written by anyone other than the original author. The posts in question contain a short passage of original text in quotation marks with
attribution to the original author, as well as commentary on that text.

Our interpretation is that the content is reprinted with the intent to criticize the ideas therein, or to criticize the author, which are both permitted and protected by the Fair Use exception of the Copyright Act.

So, without any more information which would change this conclusion,
and despite the disparaging or insulting nature of these posts, they appear otherwise legal, and we cannot take any action in disabling them. However, we will contact the site owner and relay your desire that they be removed for their offensiveness.

Allen Lee
Modwest Support


On Sat, 26 Oct 2002, Gingerbug wrote:

Dear Allen,

Thank you for you prompt reply. Below is a list of URL's, exact
details of the offending entry on that page and a link to the web page the
copyrighted material originated from.


> URL:
>
http://www.alwaysneverquiteright.com/cgi-bin/ikonBoard/ikonboard.cgi?s=3dbb3
> 99b6f8effff;act=ST;f=19;t=65;st=150
>
> POST on the page: DS4--much more fun now that I don't have to
work/page 11,
> posted: Oct. 24 2002,16:11
>
> ORIGINAL: http://gingerbug.diaryland.com/spy.html
>
>
> URL:
>
http://www.alwaysneverquiteright.com/cgi-bin/ikonBoard/ikonboard.cgi?s=3dbb3
> 99b6f8effff;act=ST;f=19;t=65;st=165
>
> POST on the page: DS4--much more fun now that I don't have to
work/page 12,
> Posted: Oct. 24 2002,16:23
>
> ORIGINAL: http://gingerbug.diaryland.com/spy.html
>
>
> URL:
>
http://www.alwaysneverquiteright.com/cgi-bin/ikonBoard/ikonboard.cgi?s=3dbb3
> 99b6f8effff;act=ST;f=19;t=55;st=135
>
> POST on the page: More ds4 shtuff/page 10, Posted: Oct. 21 2002,23:54
>
> ORIGINAL: http://gingerbug.diaryland.com/later.html
>
> Regards,
> Gingerbug
> ----------------------------------------------
> Original Message
>
> Subject: Re: FWD:Copyright violation
> Date: Sat, 26 Oct 2002 17:43:18 -0600 (MDT)
>
> >
> >Hi,
> >
> >I cannot look into this without URLs to the exact material you are
> >complaining of. I cannot find it by your original description.
> >
> >Allen Lee
> >Modwest Support

On Sat, 26 Oct 2002, Gingerbug wrote:

Hello, I am contacting you after getting nowhere with one of your customers who has a web hosting service with the domain
www.alwaysneverquiteright.com
with you.

Below is the message I sent to them on 24th of October 2002. It
points
out certain copyrighted content that has been posted without
authorisation.
It
has still not been removed.

Please can you make sure that they remove the offending articles.
Yours,
Gingerbug
(copyright owner)

Original Message from gingerbug@itookmyprozac.com>

My attention has been drawn to certain entries in the Pica forum
(of
alwaysneverquiteright.com Ikonboard) where whole sections of
text have
been
copied from my diary - without modification and without my
permission.
As
I
have not given any permission for these to be posted and in
fact,
neither have I been asked, I consider them to be in breach of copyright.
Please
can
you remove these entries as soon as possible. These are the
offending
posts:

More ds4 shtuff/page 10, Posted: Oct. 21 2002,23:54

DS4--much more fun now that I don't have to work/page 11,
posted: Oct.
24
2002,16:11

DS4--much more fun now that I don't have to work/page 12,
Posted: Oct. 24
2002,16:23

Regards,
Gingerbug
Simpsons are better.



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{{{Smart, smart mommy}}}}}

Tahnks!
I get it now, they have the HTML screwed up... they have the pics listed as "gif" when they are "jpgs":



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I did the dog test and I got Mr. Peabody but for some reason, I can't post the pic?
'Now will you just stop with the gingerbug-obsession and move on. Please?'

Dammit, I'm obsessed w/blue-y! For the love of mud, catch up!
Can I just say the longer this contest goes on the cooler Kinetix gets. I'm just saying. And no I don't feel bad that he was the only one that "seemed" to get my West Side Story joke.


Ms-M: I still haven't heard anything back about that marriage proposal you made. My people are at the negotiation table right now and they insist either I get sex or squeezy cheese whiz. Seriously, we have to find a compromise here, maybe you covered in cheese whiz?? Just a thought. Assuming Negotiations go well, I'll get right on buying tons of crack jacks and hope one of the prizes is a heart shaped ring or something.


I'm all class baby.


Sinnamon, fair deal to me, but common lets just skip all this assuming and have what I like to call "fun". I know you're all full of "sin"namony apple goodness, but in the immortal words of Rodney King, "ow, that fucking hurts! Stop hitting me damn it!"

OK, I'll buy that. There's no good nude pics of you on the internet anyway.



I'm Ren. Who are you?



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Sorry, Kim that site has nothing to do with me. Now will you just stop with the gingerbug-obsession and move on. Please?
Hootie hint, gingerbug.

You might have less tsuris in your life if you stopped associating w/the mentally ill. Moxie, you are mentioned in here too.
http://scourge.diaryland.com/

Hmmph! Everyone who knows me knows I'm obsessed w/blue-y, not being voted out of ds4.
No, I don't feel like an ass. Three of seven missing votes are accounted for. If I choose to believe that the other four judges are lazy slackers, so be it. The fact of the matter is you can't really prove whether or not all 7 people who didnt vote didn't have being a lazy slacker as ANY part of their motivation, even a little bit. You might be able to get all 7 people to say it wasn't but I can say I look like Madonna, doesn't mean it's the truth.